Inspired by a family trip to Universal Studios, where yes, we did go on the backlot tour. The whole time I was thinking "God, Sherlock would find this whole thing to be such a waste of time." And then there were these two guys sitting in the tram in front of us, one with his arm around the other.
Ronald Meyer: [Sighs] I don't have a diploma. Your chairman is nothing more than a... a fraud! I should go. But promise me you'll find a new chairman to look after this place.
Gru: But you are our chairman.
Wolfman: Or at least you were until you started worrying about that stupid diploma.
Sharptooth: We all lie sometimes. I lied about my age to get this job. I'm not quite the spring chicken you think I am.
JP3 Spinosaurus: Hey, man, I'm not even a U.S. citizen!
JP T Rex: And I'm not a woman! Who can say she's never lied on her résumé either.
Wolfman: Haven't you been doing this job for 19 years? Surely, no one else is more qualified to be our chairman than our chairman.
Ronald Meyer: You know what? You're right. I'm gonna get this place back on track starting right here, right now!
UMQBA. I got that reference!
Oh John stops to deny it, you know it's true.
Your work is just awesome
Looool Jimmy Falon was really weird. He sang that awful song at the end...we were all laughing over that. XD